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Alright every body….lesson time. I know not many will read this and it won’t reach too many ears… but I am just going to put it out there.

Sex. Porn. Smut. Masturbation. Whatever you want to call it, IS NOT A BAD THING! 

It is not something you have to partake in at any certain age in order to continue on in life. It’s not like a powerup you have to gain to go through the next door. 

No. 

Don’t force yourself to look at it! NSFW fandom creators are not forcing you to look at their work. They put it out there because they like to bring joy to others who might need it by writing and drawing about their favorite characters as adults. They tag it. So you can easily filter it out. Or just keep scrolling! 

People who attack other people on the internet because they have nothing better to do, are the real problem. These people are literally out here attacking other people because they write or draw something that they don’t like. 

Here’s an idea….and it’s coming from waaayyy left field here….but

DON’T LIKE IT. DON’T READ IT. DON’T LOOK AT IT. DON’T COMMENT ON IT!

I know…super hard to do. 

Here is a message I have to teens with their pearls and their rose glasses. Don’t let people pressure you into sex at school. Don’t think that when you turn 18 that life suddenly changes and you can’t read or write fanfiction any more. Don’t think that you can’t play video games anymore. You know why you get a job? To continue to afford the things you love. The only difference between 17 and 18 is now you get to go to big people jail when you get in trouble! It’s not all about the taxes.

Let’s be real! There are plenty of teens having sex. And parents talking to their kids about continuous safe sex is the best thing to can do. Don’t make it a one and done. Remind them. Don’t shame them. The amount of hormones coursing through their bodies is rough! But just because one person is having sex…doesn’t mean you as an individual have to. Don’t let people make you feel bad for not having sex! 

There were plenty of people that had sex before I did! Did I have sex as a teen? Yes I did. And I had not even looked at porn yet! It wasn’t until much much later in life that I decided to take a peek. I knew it was out there. I just felt I didn’t need it so I DIDN’T LOOK! It’s so fucking simple!

So don’t take those feelings and push them onto other people who are doing nothing wrong. 

I’ve seen pedophiles. They don’t openly post things about aged up characters. They keep shit hidden away. You’d never know until it’s too late. 

Now…is there NSFW art of FICTIONAL minors? Yes. But 9 times out of 10, they are commissioned pieces made by people who don’t watch those shows and they don’t have an aged up version in their head. They draw the exact faces on adult bodies. It’s a little cringe, ngl. But it doesn’t make the artist a pedophile! 

Announcing to your 1k followers to block a person because they drew an aged up version of a canonically child character….is a dick move. Calling them a pedo…is a dick move. It’s completely unnecessary! 

And this goes out to the Miraculous Ladybug fandom….AGE OF CONSENT IS 15 IN FRANCE…just so you know. And it’s ok to do an aged up AU of them. People grow up, I know…another crazy concept…but they do.

So…stop attacking my friends just because of what they write or draw! They are wonderful people!! 

animatorroseoak:

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They are stuck in my head 24/7

mgorly:

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Biblically accurate Falin

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Part 205 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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XD i’m dying from cuteness!!!! OMG!!! BUT BUT BUT BUT….

i had a thought…

The Kwamis suddenly become active from the magic of their love. You know, power of love always so strong. And then Plagg is all “omg, did you two finally kiss, how long have I been asleep and why is my stomach so cheeseless.”

Adrien and Marinette transform, and Ladybug and Chat Noir burst through the kitchen doors and declare that the beauty of the “art” have brought them back to Paris!

The End!

greensupremetangerine:

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In honor of the Official Miraculous Ladybug Green Apple Flavored Frozen Confection™️ and Official Miraculous Ladybug Strawberry Flavored Frozen Confection™️ that I’ve had.

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Literally the first thought I had was käänteiskentauri

Reblogging for many things but especially for that final pun.

That pun XD

buggachat:

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Part 204 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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apathbacktoyou:

thelightofthingshopedfor:

loxxxlay:

thelightofthingshopedfor:

me having a new idea for a relatively short fic:

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I love this, and I gotta confess that my timeline has a bit more of a s2 vibe:

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you’re so right, that’s much more accurate

my posting schedule:

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Write Your Story

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I just showed my 11-year-old son how many coffee shop AUs there are on AO3.

Why?

He sat down the other day to write a Minecraft story about three kids who go through a portal in their back yard and end up in the world of Minecraft where they have to battle all the big bosses (I didn’t even realize there WERE big bosses in Minecraft but that’s beside the point). He wrote three chapters with a little input from me – his first beta – and y'all?

He was fucking excited. To be writing a story.

Today he came home from school and seemed a little down, so I asked him about it only to find out that some little asshole at his school told him, “There is already a Minecraft story.”

Me: Okay? So what?

Lucifer: If there’s already a story, no one will read mine.

Immediately, I dragged him in and pulled up my AO3 account. My boys know I write fanfiction, so I showed him my account and how many subscribers I have. Then I showed him how many Teen Wolf stories there are. And then, because it seemed like the perfect analogy, I said, “What if I wrote a story where two characters meet in a coffee shop and fall in love? No werewolves, nothing at all to do with the actual Teen Wolf universe. Just Stiles and Derek meet in a coffeeshop and fall in love.”

He laughed.

I showed him Mornings Aren’t For Everyone. Showed him how many hits it had, how many kudos, how many lovely comments.

Then I said, “So do you think, if anyone else wrote a story about those exact same characters meeting in a coffee shop and falling in love… would anyone read it?”

He laughed and said, “No because you already did.”

So I clicked on the Sterek tag and refined to coffee shop AU. His mind was blown to see that they ALL had thousands of hits and kudos and comments. Then I clicked on JUST the coffee shop AU tag and showed him all the fics across all the fandoms written by countless different people.

I’m going to tell you all now what I told him because it applies to everyone.

Write your story. It doesn’t matter that someone else has written a story about that subject. They didn’t write YOUR story. Only you can do that.

And I want to read your story.

Holy crap, this is A+ parenting and such a good lesson.

Hell. Yes! Two cakes!

buggachat:

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Part 200 of my bakery “enemies” au!

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i’ve never shared pigdrien before

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